Slay.me » Bathroom Jokes http://slay.me Serious times call for serious laughter Thu, 09 Sep 2010 14:00:09 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 en hourly 1 Working hard for the Doody http://slay.me/joke-of-the-day/working-hard-for-the-doody http://slay.me/joke-of-the-day/working-hard-for-the-doody#comments Sat, 12 Dec 2009 14:00:57 +0000 jokes http://slay.me/?p=809 Slay.me Joke of the DayA LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT’S UP. THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK.

BUT ABOUT EVERY 10 SECONDS OR SO HE PUTS THE BOOK DOWN, GRIPS ONTO TO THE TOILET SEAT WITH HIS LEFT HAND AND HITS HIMSELF ON TOP OF THE HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT HAND.

HIS MOTHER SAYS: “BILLY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU’VE BEEN IN HERE FOR A WHILE.”

BILLY SAYS: “I’M FINE, MOMMY.. I JUST HAVEN’T GONE ‘DOODY’ YET.”

MOTHER SAYS: “OK, YOU CAN STAY HERE A FEW MORE MINUTES. BUT, BILLY, WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON THE HEAD?”

BILLY SAYS: “WORKS FOR KETCHUP.”

]]> http://slay.me/joke-of-the-day/working-hard-for-the-doody/feed 0 Etiquette for Golf and the Public Restroom http://slay.me/joke-of-the-day/etiquette-for-golf-and-the-public-restroom http://slay.me/joke-of-the-day/etiquette-for-golf-and-the-public-restroom#comments Sun, 08 Nov 2009 14:00:43 +0000 jokes http://slay.me/?p=714 Slay.me Joke of the Day10. Keep your back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.

9. Form a loose grip.

8. Keep your head down.

7. Avoid a quick backswing.

6. Stay out of the water.

5. Try not to hit anybody.

4. If you are taking too long, you should let others go ahead of you.

3. You shouldn’t stand directly in front of others.

2. Be quiet while others are about to go.

1. Keep strokes to a minimum.

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