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		<title>The Sunday School Lesson</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, &#8220;Tell me Janice, who created the universe?&#8221; When Janice didn&#8217;t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-39" title="Slay.me Joke of the Day" src="http://slay.me/wp-content/uploads/slayme-joke-of-the-day.jpg" alt="Slay.me Joke of the Day" width="115" height="115" />Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, &#8220;Tell me Janice, who created the universe?&#8221; When Janice didn&#8217;t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.</p>
<p>&#8220;God Almighty!&#8221; shouted Janice and the teacher said, &#8220;Very good&#8221; and Janice fell back asleep.</p>
<p>A while later the teacher asked Janice, &#8220;Who is our Lord and Saviour.&#8221; But, Janice didn&#8217;t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.</p>
<p>&#8220;Jesus Christ!&#8221; shouted Janice and the teacher said, &#8220;Very good,&#8221; and Janice fell back asleep.</p>
<p>Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. &#8220;What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?&#8221; and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.</p>
<p>This time Janice jumped up and shouted, &#8220;If you stick me with that thing one more time, I&#8217;ll break it in half and stick it up your ass!&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8230; the teacher fainted!</p>
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		<title>The Beginnings of Man</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A little girl asked her mother, &#8220;How did the human race appear?&#8221;
The mother answered, &#8220;God  made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made..&#8221;
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question..
The father answered, &#8220;Many years ago  there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.&#8221;
The confused girl [...]]]></description>
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The mother answered, &#8220;God  made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made..&#8221;</p>
<p>Two days later the girl asked her father the same question..<br />
The father answered, &#8220;Many years ago  there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.&#8221;</p>
<p>The confused girl returned to her mother and said, &#8220;Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?&#8221;</p>
<p>The mother answered, &#8220;Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.&#8221;</p>
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