Slay.me » Fat People Jokes http://slay.me Serious times call for serious laughter Mon, 30 Aug 2010 21:30:27 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 en hourly 1 The Topless Fat Chick http://slay.me/joke-of-the-day/the-topless-fat-chick http://slay.me/joke-of-the-day/the-topless-fat-chick#comments Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:00:43 +0000 jokes http://slay.me/?p=703 Slay.me Joke of the DayOne day there was a big lady swimming at the beach when she noticed that she had lost her top. She thought that no one would notice if she covered herself with her arms and walked overto her towel. Then a little girl came running up to her.

“If you’re going to drown those puppies, at least let me have the one with the cute little pink nose.”

]]> http://slay.me/joke-of-the-day/the-topless-fat-chick/feed 0 The New Diet Plan http://slay.me/joke-of-the-day/the-new-diet-plan http://slay.me/joke-of-the-day/the-new-diet-plan#comments Sun, 28 Jun 2009 14:00:06 +0000 jokes http://slay.me/?p=325 Slay.me Joke of the DayThere was this fat man who wanted to lose some weight, so he went to a weight loss clinic and asked about their deals. The clinic told him that they had three deals. The first one cost $100, the second one $200 and the third one cost $500. Since this man was quite desperate to lose weight, he ordered the first deal and gave them $100.

 

The clinic had the man swim around in a pool. After the man got out, he then proceeded to the sauna. Where, as he was waiting, a naked lady entered the sauna. Around her head was a sign that said, “If you catch me you can have sex with me!” Seeing this, the man raced around the sauna in an attempt to catch her. However, much to his dismay, the time expired (to catch her) and he went home disheartened. However, he was quite elated after noticing he lost 10 pounds. So he went back to the weight loss clinic and asked for their $200 deal.

 

The clinic happily obliged and had him swim around in the pool, get out and proceed to the sauna. After waiting several minutes, an extremely gorgeous naked lady, even more beautiful than before, entered. Again, this lady had a sign tied around her head reading, “If you catch me you can have sex with me.” Of course as the fat man saw this he instantly got up and chased her with a passion. Unfortunately, the girl was much to swift for him and he was unable to catch her before the time expired. Again, he went home disheartened but again, was delighted to discover he had lost 20 pounds. Of course by this time, he was so satisfied with the clinic’s weight loss program, that he ran back and requested the $500 deal.

 

Again the clinic happily obliged and had him swim around the same pool, and after swimming for some time, he proceeded to the sauna. Upon waiting for several minutes in the sauna, he was expecting Ms. Gorgeous U.S.A. to walk in any minute as the two before had. Instead, in walked a gorilla who had a sign on him that said, “If I catch you, I get to have sex with you!”

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