Slay.me » Health Jokes http://slay.me Serious times call for serious laughter Thu, 09 Sep 2010 14:00:09 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 en hourly 1 Women’s Health Joke http://slay.me/joke-of-the-day/womens-health-joke http://slay.me/joke-of-the-day/womens-health-joke#comments Mon, 25 Jan 2010 16:42:18 +0000 jokes http://slay.me/?p=932 Slay.me Joke of the DayI went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse started with certain basics.

“How much do you weigh?” she asked.
“135,” I replied..

It turns out my weight is 180.

The nurse asked: “Your height?”
“5 feet, 6 inches,” I answered.

The nurse checked and saw that
I only measure 5 feet, 3 inches.

She then took my blood pressure
and told me that it’s very high.

“Of course it’s high!” I screamed.
“When I came in here
I was tall and slender! Now I’m short and fat!”

She put me on Prozac..

What a bitch!

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