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08
Jun

Delta Airlines and the Blonde

Slay.me Joke of the DayA blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks,

‘Can you tell me how long it’ll take to fly from   San Francisco  to   New York City  ?’

The agent replies, ‘Just a minute.’

‘Thank you,’ the blonde says, and hangs up.

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07
Jun

The Mexican Detectives and the Golf Gun

Slay.me Joke of the DayTwo Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.

‘How was he killed?’ asked one detective.

‘With a golf gun,’ the other detective replied.

‘A golf gun! What is a golf gun?’ ‘I don’t know. But it sure made a hole in Juan.’

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06
Jun

Tiger Woods’ Apology

Here is what Tiger Woods wanted to say:

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