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Avoiding Iraq Joke

nunA soldier ran up to a nun. Out of  breath he asked, ‘Please, may I hide under your skirt.  I’ll explain later.’

The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked,   Sister, have you seen a soldier?’

The nun replied, ‘He went that way.’

After the MP’s ran off, the soldier  crawled out from under her skirt and said, ‘I can’t thank you enough   Sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Iraq ….’

The nun said, ‘I understand completely.’

The soldier added, ‘I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!’

The nun replied,  ‘If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair  of balls….I don’t want to go to Iraq  either !!