Archive for the ‘Funny Text Message Jokes’ Category

18
Apr

Now Seniors have their own texting codes:

* ATD – At the Doctor’s
* BFF – Best Friends Funeral
* BTW – Bring the Wheelchair
* BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth
* CBM – Covered by Medicare
* CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center
* DWI – Driving While Incontinent
* FWIW – Forgot Where I Was
* GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
* GHA – Got Heartburn Again
* HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement
* LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out
* LOL – Living on Lipitor
* OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas
* TOT – Texting on Toilet
* WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?
Hope these help. GGLKI

(Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)

06
Nov

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn’t want to be spotted.

submitted by: A. Blatchford


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22
Oct

These are absolutely hilarious!  Look what happens when your phone auto corrects your messages! If you don’t think some of these are funny, there is something seriously wrong with you :-)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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