Posts Tagged ‘marriage’
25
Dec

Christmas Shopping Joke

A Husband went Christmas Shopping at a busy shopping mall just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on his cell.

The wife said ” Where are you, you know we have lots to do.”

He said “You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?”

Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up…

“Yes, I do remember that shop.” she replied.

“Well I am in the golf shop next door to that.”

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17
Dec

Surprising Your Wife with a Dinner Guest

jokeoftheday-santaA man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced.

His wife screams at him as his friend listens in.

“My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I’m still in my pajamas and there’s no f–king way I’m cooking tonight!
What the hell did you bring him home for?”

“Because he’s thinking about getting married.”

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23
May

The 4 Husbands

Slay.me Joke of the DayThe local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time.

The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband’s occupation.

“He’s a funeral director,” she answered.

“Interesting,” the newsman thought.

He then asked her if she wouldn’t mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living.

She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. after a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20’s, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40’s, and a preacher when in her 60’s, and now – in her 80’s – a funeral director.

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.

She smiled and explained, “I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.”

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