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On pelosi’s visit to her plastic surgeon for her ninth face lift, the doctor asked her if she had any complaints regarding the other eight face lifts he performed on her. She responded, “I have only one complaint. I hate these bags under my eyes.” The doctor responded by saying, “those aren’t bags, they’re your tits”…. Pelosi responded “that explains where my goatee came from”…

By: Bob Nelson

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