18
Apr

One guy asks the other: “Did you see the twins who went as witches? I can’t tell which witch is which.”

One ghost asks the other: “How’s it goin’?” He replies with “I feel invisible…”
By: OldFart

18
Apr

What does it take to become a suicide terrorist?

Guts. Lots and lots of guts.

By: maria

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18
Apr

Now Seniors have their own texting codes:

* ATD – At the Doctor’s
* BFF – Best Friends Funeral
* BTW – Bring the Wheelchair
* BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth
* CBM – Covered by Medicare
* CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center
* DWI – Driving While Incontinent
* FWIW – Forgot Where I Was
* GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
* GHA – Got Heartburn Again
* HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement
* LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out
* LOL – Living on Lipitor
* OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas
* TOT – Texting on Toilet
* WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?
Hope these help. GGLKI

(Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)