Archive for the ‘Funny Videos’ Category

02
Nov

pumpkin pieA Scary Halloween Tale:

A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:

BUMP…

BUMPITY…

BUMP…

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMP . . .

BUMPITY . . .

BUMP . . .

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.

FASTER . . .

FASTER . . .

BUMP . . .

BUMPITY . . .

BUMP . . .

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys,  opens the door,  rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.

However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.

clappity – BUMP . . .

clappity – BUMPITY . . .

clappity – BUMP . . .

on his heels, as the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in.

His heart is pounding;

his head is reeling;

his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

WITH A LOUD CRASH

THE CASKET BREAKS DOWN THE DOOR.

Bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something,

anything,

but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!

In desperation, he throws the cough syrup at the casket . .

AND,

AND,

(hopefully you’re ready for this!!!)

The coffin STOPS!

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25
Aug

Slay.me Joke of the DayA Newfoundlander was walking home late at night and spots a woman in the Shadows.

“Twenty dollars” she whispers.

Perry had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it’s only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes.

They’re going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It is a police officer.

“What’s going on here, people?” asks the officer.

“I’s makin’ love to me wife!”, the Newfoundlander answers, annoyed.

“Oh! I’m sorry”, says the cop. “I didn’t know.”

“Well, neidder did I, ’til ya shined that light in ‘er face!”

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