Posts Tagged ‘getting old’
12
May

Slay.me Joke of the DayArthur is 95 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 30 years ago.

One day he arrives home looking downcast. “That’s it,” he tells his wife.

I’m giving up golf.. My eyesight has gotten so bad…once I’ve hit the ball, I can’t see where it went.”

His wife sympathizes, and as they sit down, she says, “Why don’t you take my brother with you, and give it one more try.”

“That’s no good,” sighs Arthur. “Your brother is a hundred and three. He can’t help.”

“He may be a hundred and three”, says the wife, “but his eyesight is perfect.”

So the next day, Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty swing, and squints down the airway. He turns to the brother-in-law. “Did you see the ball?”

“Of course I did!” says the brother-in-law. “I have perfect eyesight.”

“Where did it go?” asks Arthur.

“I can’t remember!”

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30
Jan

Slay.me Joke of the DayAn elderly man  hears a knock on the door one evening and opens it to see an attractive girl wearing not many clothes who says:

“Hullo! It’s your birthday, and I’m the Birthday Girl, and all your friends have arranged for me to call on you and offer Super Sex.”

 So the old man thinks and says,

“All things considered, I’ll take the soup

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27
Jan

Slay.me Joke of the DayA group of 40 year old buddies met and discussed where they should meet for dinner.

Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen  restaurant because the waitress there have low cut blouses and nice breasts.

10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again; and once again they discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because the food there is very good and the wine selection is good also.

10 years later at 60 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet.  Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen
because they can eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant is smoke free.

10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is
agreed that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because the restaurant is wheel chair accessible and they even have an  elevator.

10 years later, at 80  years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because that would be a great idea because they have  never been there before.

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