Archive for the ‘Sick Perverted Jokes’ Category

08
Jul

NurseA policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed Appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his groin area. Worried that it might be a second surgery that the doctors hadn’t told him about it, he finally got enough courage to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

It didn’t take long to discover the cause for his discomfort. Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn’t come off easily – - – if at all.

Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence, “Get well soon from the nurse in the 2013 Ford Explorer you pulled over last week.”

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16
May

Slay.me Joke of the DayA Japanese couple is having an argument over ways of performing highly erotic sex :

Husband : Sukitaki.

Wife replies : Kowanini !

Husband says : Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo !

Wife on her knees literally begging : Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji !

Husband replies angrily : Na miaou kina Tim kouji !

I can’t believe you just sat and tried to read this . As if you understand Japanese !

Unbelievable !

I knew you would read anything as long as it is about sex.  You need help !!

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18
Aug

Joke of the DayA six-year-old goes to the hospital with her mother to visit her Grandpa.

When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her mother and bursts into her Grandpa’s room.

“Grandpa, Grandpa,” she says excitedly, “as soon as my mother comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!”

“What?” said her Grandpa.

“Make a noise like a frog because my mom said that as soon as you croak, we’re all going to Disney World!

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