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Nov Joke of the DayA woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that he would  now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on. The husband
was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect  to bring this to his wife’s attention. So, when the computer asked him to  enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife what he was entering by stating each letter out loud as he typed:


His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:


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New Wordprocessor

Customer: “One of my friends gave me an ImageWriter printer and this keyboard. He said he gave me all the cables, but I can’t figure out how to connect them. Am I missing something?”


Tech Support: “Well, a computer would help.”


Customer: “You mean this keyboard isn’t a word processor?”


Tech Support: “No ma’am, its just an input device.”


Customer: “Then I need to buy a computer, right?”


Tech Support: “Yes.”


Customer: “Do you think I’ll need a monitor, too?”


Pretty Mouse Lights

Customer: “My mouse doesn’t work any more.”


Tech Support: “Is it an optical or ball mouse?”


Customer: “Huh?”


Tech Support: “Does it have a ball or light?”


Customer: “It has an light on top.”


Tech Support: “On top?”


Customer: “Yeah. It was underneath before, but it looks better when it’s on top.”


Tech Support: “Ok, try turning it around so the light points down on the desk.”


Customer: “Oh! It works!”