Archive for the ‘Super Bowl Jokes’ Category

22
Jan

IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED… A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2020 Super Bowl, both box seats. He paid $11,500 each. It comes with ride to and from the airport, lunch, dinner and $400.00 bar tab. Also a back stage pass to the winners locker room. He didn’t realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place… It’s at St Paul’s Church, in Orlando at 3pm. Her name is Ashley. She’s 5’4″, about 115 lbs, and a good cook too. She loves to fish and hunt. She’ll be the one in the white dress.

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02
Feb

Super Bowl Joke

Joke of the DayA guy finally got tickets to the Super Bowl, but his seats were in the nosebleed section — but he didn’t care, he had always dreamed of going to the Super Bowl. So he wants to find a seat closer to where he can see better. He finds this seat toward the front and he asks the guy next to it whether anyone is sitting there.

The guy replies, “No, because my wife just died.”

“Well,” says the first man, “why didn’t you just bring a friend or relative?”

The guy replied, “Oh, they’re all at the funeral.”

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