Short TXT Jokes
The following are some short jokes that are good for SMS Texting and Twitter.
Enjoy!
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Stewardess: “Sorry for the delay. There was an engine noise the pilot didn’t like. We have a new pilot and will be taking off immediately.”
I saw a busker playing “Dancing Queen” on a didgeridoo. I thought to myself… “That’s Ab-original”
Two fish in a tank. One says to the other, can you drive this thing?
Two fish in a tank. One says to the other, can you drive this thing?
Q.What do you call a lion who never tells the truth? A.The lyin’ king
How many words are in the Webster’s dictionary?? Two!!
What did the tonsil say to the other tonsil? Get dressed the doctor is taken us out tonight
Q: A butcher is 5 foot 2 inch what does he weigh? A: meat
Why did the tiger always lose relay races because the other guy was a terrible cheetah
How do you make Holy Water? You boil the hell out of it
Man walks into a bar – ouch!
They used to say that the day that America elects a black president will be the day that pigs fly …. a few months into Obama’s term of office … swine flu!