Archive for the ‘Hell Jokes’ Category

25
Aug

Politicians in Hell

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Slay.me Joke of the DayGeorge Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.  While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes.  When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies: “Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it’s a local call.”

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08
Dec

Phone Calls from Hell (an Obama Joke)

Comments Off on Phone Calls from Hell (an Obama Joke)Devil Jokes, George Bush Jokes, Government Jokes, Hell Jokes, Joke of the Day, Political Jokes, Queen Elizaebeth, Vladimir Putin JokesDecember 8th, 2009

Slay.me Joke of the DayGeorge Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.

The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes.

When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth call England and talks for 30 minutes.

When she was finished the devil informs her that cost is 6 million dollars, so Queen Elizabeth writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.

When he was finished the devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call the USA anytime.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA free.

The devil replied, “Since Obama became president of the USA, the country has gone to hell, so it’s a local call.”

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02
Dec

OJ Simpson in Hell Joke with Ted Kennedy, Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky

Comments Off on OJ Simpson in Hell Joke with Ted Kennedy, Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Monica LewinskyAl Gore Jokes, Bill Clinton Jokes, Devil Jokes, Hell Jokes, Joke of the Day, Monica Lewinski Jokes, OJ Simpson Jokes, Sick Perverted Jokes, Ted Kennedy JokesDecember 2nd, 2009

Slay.me Joke of the DayOne day in the future, OJ Simpson has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. ‘I don’t know what to do here,’ says the devil. ‘You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I’ll tell you what I’m going to do. I’ve got a couple of folks here who weren’t quite as bad as you. I’ll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I’ll even let YOU decide who leaves.’

OJ thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and ove r he dove in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.

‘No,’ OJ said. ‘I don’t think so. I’m not a good swimmer, and I don’t think I could do that all day long.’

The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. ‘No, this is no good; I’ve got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day,’ commented OJ.

The devil opened a third door. Through it, OJ saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

OJ looked at this in shocked disbelief , and finally said, ‘Yeah man, I can handle this.’ The devil smiled and said ..

‘OK, MONICA, YOU’RE FREE TO GO.’

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