Archive for the ‘Camping Jokes’ Category


Solving the Snoring Problem Joke of the DayThe guys are all at a deer camp.  No one wants to room with Bob, because he snores so badly.  They decide it isn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they vote to take turns.  The first guy sleeps with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.  They say, “Man, what happened to you?”  He says, “Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.”

The next night it is a different guy’s turn.  In the morning, same thing – hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.  They say, “Man, what happened to you? You look awful!”  He says, ‘Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night.”

The third night is Fred’s turn.  Fred is a tanned, older cowboy; a man’s man.  The next morning he comes to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.  “Good morning!” he says.  They can’t believe it.  They say, “Man, what happened?”  Fred says, “Well, we got ready for bed.  I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night.  Bob sat up and watched me all night.”



Sherlock and the Stars Joke of the DaySherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. On the first night they’re lying in their sleeping bags looking up at the stars and Holmes says,

“Look at those stars Watson, imagine the vastness of space and all the millions of stars we can see…what does that mean to you?”

“Well it shows the insignificance of man and the power of the Almighty who created such a wondrous universe”

“No!” Holmes retorts “It means the flipping tent’s been stolen”

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