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Comments Off on Norm Stiles – Sperm BankFunny Videos, Norm Stiles, Old People JokesFebruary 18th, 2010jokes

Norm Stiles tells a funny joke about a 98 year old man at the Sperm Bank:

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Comments Off on Richard Levine – The Apartment Directions JokeFunny Videos, Richard LevineFebruary 17th, 2010jokes

Richard Levine tells us a funny joke about a man giving directions to his apartment:

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Comments Off on A Redneck Love PoemFunny Poems, Joke of the Day, Redneck JokesFebruary 16th, 2010jokes

Slay.me Joke of the Day Susie Lee done fell in love;

She planned to marry Joe.

She was so happy ’bout it all

She told her Pappy so.

Pappy told her, “Susie gal,

You’ll have to find another.

I’d just as soon yo’ Ma don’t know,

But Joe is yo’ half brother”

So Susie put aside her Joe

And planned to marry Will.

But after telling Pappy this,

He said, “There’s trouble still…

You can’t marry Will, my gal,

And please don’t tell your Mother,

But Will and Joe and several mo’

I know is yo’ half brother”

But Mama knew and said, “My child,

Just do what makes you happy.

Marry Will or marry Joe

You ain’t no kin to Pappy.