Archive for the ‘Doctor Jokes’ Category

20
Oct

The Prostate Exam

Slay.me Joke of the DayA man goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the urologist for his yearly prostate check. When he gets there, he discovers the urologist is a very pretty female doctor.

The female doctor says, “I’m going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees,
then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, ’99’.”

The guy obeys and says,”99.”

The doctor says, “Great. Now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, ’99’.”

Again, the guy says, ’99’.”

The doctor said, “Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I’m going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I’m going to hold on to
your penis to keep it out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, ’99’.”

The guy begins, “One .. Two … Three.”

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30
Jul

What’s up Doc?

Slay.me Joke of the DayA doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear.

He goes into a staff meeting to discuss the days activities, when a co-worker asks why he has a thermometer behind his ear.

In a wild motion he grabs for the thermometer, looks at it and exclaims, “Damn, some asshole has my pen!”

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