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02
Feb

Super ‘Bowl’ Joke

Comments Off on Super ‘Bowl’ JokeFootball Jokes, Funny Pictures, Super Bowl JokesFebruary 2nd, 2014

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02
Feb

Super Bowl Joke

Comments Off on Super Bowl JokeFootball Jokes, Funeral Jokes, Joke of the Day, Super Bowl JokesFebruary 2nd, 2014

Joke of the DayA guy finally got tickets to the Super Bowl, but his seats were in the nosebleed section — but he didn’t care, he had always dreamed of going to the Super Bowl. So he wants to find a seat closer to where he can see better. He finds this seat toward the front and he asks the guy next to it whether anyone is sitting there.

The guy replies, “No, because my wife just died.”

“Well,” says the first man, “why didn’t you just bring a friend or relative?”

The guy replied, “Oh, they’re all at the funeral.”

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27
Jan

The Honest Old Man’s Job Interview

Comments Off on The Honest Old Man’s Job InterviewBusiness Jokes, Joke of the Day, Old People JokesJanuary 27th, 2014

Joke of the Day Job Interview:

Human Resources Manager: “What is your greatest weakness?”

Older Man : “Honesty.”

Human Resources Manager: “I don’t think honesty is a weakness.”

Older Man : “I don’t really give a shit what you think.”

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