06
Nov
Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn’t want to be spotted.
submitted by: A. Blatchford
Archive for the ‘Short Jokes’ Category
22
Oct
These are absolutely hilarious! Look what happens when your phone auto corrects your messages! If you don’t think some of these are funny, there is something seriously wrong with you :-)
06
Sep
Here are the texting codes for the older generation:
ATD – at the doctor.
BFF – best friend fell.
BTW -bring the wheelchair .
BYOT – bring your own teeth.
FWIW – forgot where I was.
GGPBL – gotta go, pacemaker battery low.
GHA – got heartburn again.
IMHO – is my hearing aid on?
LMDO -laughing my dentures out.
OMMR – on my massage recliner.
WIWYA – when I was your age.
ROFLACGU – rolling on floor laughing and can’t get up.