15
Jun
15
Jun
Customer: “One of my friends gave me an ImageWriter printer and this keyboard. He said he gave me all the cables, but I can’t figure out how to connect them. Am I missing something?”
Tech Support: “Well, a computer would help.”
Customer: “You mean this keyboard isn’t a word processor?”
Tech Support: “No ma’am, its just an input device.”
Customer: “Then I need to buy a computer, right?”
Tech Support: “Yes.”
Customer: “Do you think I’ll need a monitor, too?”
15
Jun
Customer: “My mouse doesn’t work any more.”
Tech Support: “Is it an optical or ball mouse?”
Customer: “Huh?”
Tech Support: “Does it have a ball or light?”
Customer: “It has an light on top.”
Tech Support: “On top?”
Customer: “Yeah. It was underneath before, but it looks better when it’s on top.”
Tech Support: “Ok, try turning it around so the light points down on the desk.”
Customer: “Oh! It works!”