Posts Tagged ‘cheating’
05
Jul

Messing Around

Slay.me Joke of the DayA man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who is this?”

“This is the maid,” answers the woman.

“We don’t have a maid,” says the man.

The woman says, “I was hired this morning by the lady of the house.”

The man says, “Well, this is her husband. Is she there?” The woman replies,

“She is upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I figured was her husband.”

The man is fuming and says to the maid, “Listen, would you like to make $50,000?”

The maid says, “What will I have to do?”

The man tells her, “I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the witch and the jerk she’s with.”

The maid puts the phone down; the man hears footsteps and then two gun shots.

The maid comes back to the phone “What do I do with the bodies?”

The man says, “Throw them in the swimming pool.”

Puzzled, the maid answers, “But you don’t have a pool.”

A long pause and the man says, “Is this 567-5309?”

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16
May

His Last Confession to his Wife

As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I’ve slept with dozens of them.”

 

His wife looked at him calmly and said, “Why do you think I gave you the poison?”

 

Submitted by Joan, thanks Joan :D

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