Posts Tagged ‘women’
27
Oct

Slay.me Joke of the DayA little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race appear?”
The mother answered, “God  made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made..”

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question..
The father answered, “Many years ago  there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.”

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, “Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?”

The mother answered, “Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.”

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03
Sep

Slay.me Joke of the DayA foursome of guys is waiting at the men’s tee while a foursome of women is hitting from the ladies’ tee.

The ladies are taking their time. When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it 10 feet.   Then she goes over and whiffs it completely. Then she hacks it another ten feet, and finally hacks it another five feet.

She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically, “I guess all those f–king lessons I took over the winter didn’t help.”

One of the men immediately responds, “Well, there you have it, you should have taken golf lessons instead!”

He never even had a chance to duck

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08
Jun

Slay.me Joke of the DayWe are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

 

Routine…

 

(1) The woman buys the food.

 

(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables and makes desert.

 

(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill- beer in hand.

 

(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

 

Here comes the important part:

 

(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

 

More routine…

 

(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

 

(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat.

 

Important again:

 

(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

 

More routine…

 

(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

 

(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

 

And most important of all:

 

11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

 

(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed’ her night off ‘, and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women.

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