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chinese eye test

To decipher the eye test, pull the corners of your eyes as if you were Chinese.

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Comments Off on What’s up Doc?Dirty Jokes, Doctor Jokes, Joke of the DayJuly 30th, 2009jokes

Slay.me Joke of the Day A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear.

He goes into a staff meeting to discuss the days activities, when a co-worker asks why he has a thermometer behind his ear.

In a wild motion he grabs for the thermometer, looks at it and exclaims, “Damn, some asshole has my pen!”

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Comments Off on Blonde DandruffBlonde Jokes, Joke of the DayJuly 29th, 2009jokes

Slay.me Joke of the Day A young blonde girl was at the doctor’s for a checkup:

“By the way, Doctor, my boyfriend has dandruff. Is there anything you might suggest?”

“Why don’t you just give him Head & Shoulders?”

After a short pause,

“How do you give shoulders?”