Posts Tagged ‘tits’
30
May

On pelosi’s visit to her plastic surgeon for her ninth face lift, the doctor asked her if she had any complaints regarding the other eight face lifts he performed on her. She responded, “I have only one complaint. I hate these bags under my eyes.” The doctor responded by saying, “those aren’t bags, they’re your tits”…. Pelosi responded “that explains where my goatee came from”…

By: Bob Nelson

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09
Dec

Slay.me Joke of the DayMy small grandson got lost at the shopping mall………

He approached a uniformed security guard and said, “I’ve lost my grandpa!”

“The guard asked, “What’s he like?”

The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied,

“Jack Daniels whiskey and women with big tits.”

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22
Oct

Slay.me Joke of the DayQueen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go  before an Angel to find out if they’ll be admitted to Heaven.

Unfortunately, there is only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them  gets in.

The Angel asks Dolly if there’s some particular  reason why she should go to Heaven.

Dolly takes off her top and  says, ‘Look at these, they’re the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I’m sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity’.

The Angel thanks Dolly,and asks Her Majesty the same question.

The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and gargles. Then, she spits into a toilet and pulls the lever.

The Angel  says, ‘OK, your Majesty, you may go in’.

Dolly is outraged and asks,’What was that all about? I show you two  of God’s own perfect creations and you turn me down.  She spits into a commode and she gets in!Would you explain that to me?’

‘Sorry, Dolly,’ says the Angel, ‘but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair – no matter how big they are.”

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