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George W. Bush, Vladimir Putin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed them that he was very unhappy about what was going on in this world. Since things were so bad, he told the three that he was destroying the Earth in three days.

They were all allowed to return to their homes and businesses, and tell their friends and colleagues what was happening. God did tell them though, that no matter what they did he was “not”changing his mind. So, . .

W. went in and told his staff, “I have good news and bad news for you. First the good news . . . there is a God. The bad news is that he is destroying the Earth in 3 days.”

Putin went back and told his staff, “I have bad news and more bad news. The first was . . . there is a God. The second was that he is destroying the Earth in 3 days.”

Bill Gates went back and told his staff, “I have good news and good news. First . . . God thinks I am one of the three most important people in the world. Second . . . you don’t have to fix the bugs in Windows Vista.”

Customer: “My mouse doesn’t work any more.”

Tech Support: “Is it an optical or ball mouse?”

Customer: “Huh?”

Tech Support: “Does it have a ball or light?”

Customer: “It has an light on top.”

Tech Support: “On top?”

Customer: “Yeah. It was underneath before, but it looks better when it’s on top.”

Tech Support: “Ok, try turning it around so the light points down on the desk.”

Customer: “Oh! It works!”

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Richard, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come
over.

Richard clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, I called after him, ‘So, what was wrong?

He replied, ‘It was an ID ten T error.’

I didn’t want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, ‘An, ID Ten T error? What’s that? In case I need to fix it again.’

Richard grinned. ‘Haven’t you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?”

No,’ I replied.

‘Write it down,’ he said, ‘and I think you’ll figure it out.’

So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T!!!

Needless to say I didn’t ask him again!