Welcome to the first Slay.me Funny Caption Contest! The person who comments to this post with the funniest caption for this picture (as decided exclusively by the Slay.me Judges) will win a Slay.me T-Shirt from the Slay.me Store! In order to qualify you must submit your caption below by 1/31/10.
Please submit your funniest caption to the following Photo:
The Winner was Jacob with:
“If the light stays on for more than 4 hours, call your erectrician!”
Congratulations!
The Latest Tiger Woods Accident Jokes:
• FLA Highway Patrol: Mrs. Woods, how many times did you hit Tiger with a golf club?
Mrs. Woods: 8 times, but put me down for a 5.
• What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
• What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
They went clubbing
• Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
• Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They said to named Elin Woods…”clubs you can beat Tiger with.”
• Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family–his new name?: Cheetah
• Since Tiger drives an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his Caddy?
· FLA Highway Patrol: Mrs. Woods, how many times did you hit Tiger with a golf club?
Mrs. Woods: 8 times, but put me down for a 5.
· What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
· What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
They went clubbing
· Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
· Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They said to named Elin Woods…”clubs you can beat Tiger with.”
· Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family–his new name?: Cheetah
· Since Tiger drives an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his Caddy?
