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02
Dec

Tiger Woods Post Accident Photo & Jokes

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The Latest Tiger Woods Accident Jokes:

•    FLA Highway Patrol:  Mrs. Woods, how many times did you hit Tiger with a golf club?
Mrs. Woods:  8 times, but put me down for a 5.

•    What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

•    What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
They went clubbing

•    Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

•    Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They said to named Elin Woods…”clubs you can beat Tiger with.”

•    Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family–his new name?: Cheetah

•    Since Tiger drives an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his Caddy?

· FLA Highway Patrol:  Mrs. Woods, how many times did you hit Tiger with a golf club?

Mrs. Woods:  8 times, but put me down for a 5.

· What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

· What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?

They went clubbing

· Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

· Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They said to named Elin Woods…”clubs you can beat Tiger with.”

· Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family–his new name?: Cheetah

· Since Tiger drives an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his Caddy?

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