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Jun

Comments Off on Delta Airlines and the BlondeBlonde Jokes, Joke of the DayJune 8th, 2010jokes

Slay.me Joke of the Day A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks,

‘Can you tell me how long it’ll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City ?’

The agent replies, ‘Just a minute.’

‘Thank you,’ the blonde says, and hangs up.

Jun

Comments Off on The Mexican Detectives and the Golf GunGolf Jokes, Joke of the Day, Mexican JokesJune 7th, 2010jokes

Slay.me Joke of the Day Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.

‘How was he killed?’ asked one detective.

‘With a golf gun,’ the other detective replied.

‘A golf gun! What is a golf gun?’ ‘I don’t know. But it sure made a hole in Juan.’

Jun

Comments Off on Nosy Bitch Cleaning Lady and the BlondeBlonde Jokes, Dirty Jokes, Joke of the Day, Sex Jokes, Sick Perverted JokesJune 2nd, 2010jokes

Slay.me Joke of the Day A Blonde drops off a blouse at the cleaners and heads for the door.

The Asian lady behind the counter thanks her, and says

“Come Again”..

The Blonde says

“No, it’s toothpaste this time you nosey bitch!!!!”