Posts Tagged ‘cum stain’
02
Jun

Slay.me Joke of the DayA Blonde drops off a blouse at the cleaners and heads for the door.

The Asian lady behind the counter thanks her, and says

“Come Again”..

The Blonde says

“No, it’s toothpaste this time you nosey bitch!!!!”

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06
Nov

Slay.me Joke of the DayA redhead, a brunette, and a blonde are riding in an elevator. The redhead notices a spot on the elevator wall and says, “That looks like a cum stain!”

The brunette leans over and smells the stain. “Smells like a cum stain too!”

The blonde leans over and licks the spot on the elevator wall, then says, “Yep, but it’s nobody from this building.”

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