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May

A man and a woman who had never met before, But who were both married to other people, Found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.

 

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

 

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, ……….. ‘Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?  I’m awfully cold.’

 

‘I have a better idea,’ she replied ‘Just for tonight, …… let’s pretend that we’re married.’

 

‘Wow! …………………. That’s a great idea!’, he exclaimed.

 

‘Good,’ she replied. …………. ‘Get your own f___ing blanket.’

 

After a moment of silence, ………………….he farted.

 

The End

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