15
Feb

Slay.me Joke of the DayA flight had a very rough ascent. ice, wind and buffeting through out the plane.  the passengers were all nervous. finally the pilot got on the plane’s intercom and announced to the passengers that they were on time and the flight was stable.  a sigh of relief went through the entire plane.  still nervous himself the pilot forgot to switch off the intercom.

After his comforting announcement he turned to the co pilot and said ‘ whew, now all i need is a cup of coffee and a blow job.’

a stewardess immediately rushed down the aisle to alert the captain that the entire plane could here him……….

from the back of the plane a man called out……….

don’t forget the coffee.

Submitted by Ellae E. – THANKS!

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