Catholic: “I have a large fortune….I am going to buy Apple!”
Protestant: “I am very wealthy and will buy Exxon!”
Muslim: “I am a fabulously rich prince…. I intend to purchase Google!”
They then all wait for the Jew to speak….
The Jew stirs his coffee, places the spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip of his coffee, looks at them and casually says:
“I’m not selling!!!…”