A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were in a discussion during a dinner.

Catholic: “I have a large fortune….I am going to buy Apple!”

Protestant: “I am very wealthy and will buy Exxon!”

Muslim: “I am a fabulously rich prince…. I intend to purchase Google!”

They then all wait for the Jew to speak….

The Jew stirs his coffee, places the spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip of  his coffee, looks at them and casually says:

“I’m not selling!!!…”

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