04
Mar

Joke of the DayShwartz goes to meet his new son-in-law-to -be, Sol who is very religious.
“So now tell me, what do you do?”
“I study Torah,” he replies.
“Admirable, but how are going to house and feed my daughter?”
“No problem. I study Torah and it says God will provide.”
“But you will have children. How will you clothe them?'”Not a problem. God will provide.”Shwartz returns home to his wife, who anxiously asks what is Sol like.
“Well” say Schwartz,”he’s a lovely boy. I just met him and already he thinks I’m God.”

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