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Dec

jokeoftheday-santaA man received the following text from his neighbor:

”I am so sorry Bob.  I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.  I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you’re not around.  In fact, more than you.  I’m not getting any at home, but that’s no excuse.

I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won’t happen again.”

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:

Damn autocorrect.  I meant “wifi”, not “wife”.

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