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Slay.me Joke of the DayA man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem.

In response, the doctor said, “When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself.”

That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home to his wife.

At home, he found his wife was in bed,  naked and waiting.  As the two began, they found themselves in the celebrated 69 position. The man, moments later, felt the sudden urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol.

The next day, the man went back to the doctor.

The doctor asked, “How did it go?”

The man answered, “Not that well.  When I fired the pistol, my wife shit on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air.”

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he

decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he

could do to cure his problem. In response, the doctor said,

“When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try

startling yourself.”

That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a

starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he ran

home to his wife. At home, he found his wife was in bed,

naked and waiting. As the two

began, they found themselves

in the celebrated 69 position. The man, moments later, felt

the sudden urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol.

The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor

asked, “How did it go?” The man answered, “Not that well.

When I fired the pistol, my wife shit on my face, bit 3

inches off my dick, and my neighbor came out of the closet

with his hands in the air.”

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