An old man was sitting at a bar on a nice beautiful day looking kinda upset when two younger people noticed him there and went over to him
“Whats wrong“ one of the young guys asked
the old man simply replied “Some things you cant explain“ and continued drinking
the 2nd young guy asks “well why are sitting in here instead of enjoying this beautiful day“
the old man says “well i was out milking my cow today and just when i got the bucket full she takes her back left leg and knocks it over, so i tie her leg to a post and tried again“
the young guys then say “well that doesnt sound to bad, you should go enjoy the rest of today“
the old man continues “well i got the bucket full again and i’ll be darned she knocks it over with her back right leg, so i tie that one to a post and try again“
the two young guys tell the old man “well that must suck“
“let me finish“ the old man says “so i get the bucket full again and the stupid cow knocks it over with her tail, i couldnt find anything to tie down her tail so i took my belt off and lifted her tail to tie it, then my pants fell down as soon as my wife walked outside and well some things you just ca’nt explain.
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Submitted by Matt – Thanks Matt!