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Johnny and the Orange Juice

The pastor baptised Johnny and dipped his head in water 3 times. On the 3rd time he said: You are now baptised. You are a new creation the old creation is gone. No more drinking alcohol for you. Your new name is Jacob. Jacob went back home and headed straight for the fridge. He took a Heineken, dipped it in water 3 times and said: You are a new creation. The old one is gone. You are now called Orange Juice

By: markiller512

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