Posts Tagged ‘democrats’
29
Jan

Slay.me Joke of the DayMy dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.  He has his food prepared for him.  He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him.

He visits the Doctor once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.  For this he pays nothing and nothing is required of him.

He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.  If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.  He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.  He receives these accommodations absolutely free.  He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.  All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

Suddenly it hit me like a brick: holy s##t, my dog is a Democrat!

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14
Jun

Slay.me Joke of the DayThe Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton (HRC) are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.

 

‘Her Majesty’ and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to  make it a little more interesting, the senator says to the Pope, “Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?”

 

He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering   subsides.

 

The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do. “That was impressive. But did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with joy?  This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice.”

 

The senator seriously doubts this, and says so. “One little wave of your   hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me.”

 

So the Pope slapped her!

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