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Dec
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.
9. Hold up. I’ve got to wash my balls.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can’t get a good grip.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all bent.
and the numbe r 1 think in Golf that sounds dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter.