Posts Tagged ‘Dirty Jokes’
15
Dec

Top 10 Things in Golf that Sound Dirty

Slay.me Joke of the Day10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

9. Hold up. I’ve got to wash my balls.

8. Just turn your back and drop it.

7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.

6. Lift your head and spread your legs.

5. My hands are so sweaty I can’t get a good grip.

4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.

3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.

2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all bent.

and the numbe r 1 think in Golf that sounds dirty

1. Look at the size of his putter.

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