Posts Tagged ‘doctor’
25
Aug

Chinese Sex Joke

While in China, an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there.

A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.

Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.

The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, “I’ve got bad news for you, you’ve contracted Mongolian VD. It’s very rare and almost unheard of here in the US, we know very little about it.”

The man looks a little perplexed and says, “Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc.”

The doctor answers, “I’m sorry, there’s no known cure. We’re going to have to amputate your penis.”

The man screams in horror, “Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!!!”

The doctor replies, “Well, it’s your choice. Go ahead, if you want but surgery is your only option.”

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he’ll know more about the disease.

The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, “Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease.”

The guy says to the doctor, “Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to cut off my penis!”

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. “Stupid American docttah,
always want opawate. Make more money dat way. No need amputate!”

“Oh, thank God!” the man exclaims.

“Yes”, says the Chinese doctor. “Wait two week. Faw off by itself!”

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30
Mar

A Classic Wedding Inviation

wedding invitation

bride

We have no idea what he sees in her!

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09
Jan

Slay.me Joke of the DayA man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem.

In response, the doctor said, “When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself.”

That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home to his wife.

At home, he found his wife was in bed,  naked and waiting.  As the two began, they found themselves in the celebrated 69 position. The man, moments later, felt the sudden urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol.

The next day, the man went back to the doctor.

The doctor asked, “How did it go?”

The man answered, “Not that well.  When I fired the pistol, my wife shit on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air.”

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he

decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he

could do to cure his problem. In response, the doctor said,

“When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try

startling yourself.”

That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a

starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he ran

home to his wife. At home, he found his wife was in bed,

naked and waiting. As the two

began, they found themselves

in the celebrated 69 position. The man, moments later, felt

the sudden urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol.

The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor

asked, “How did it go?” The man answered, “Not that well.

When I fired the pistol, my wife shit on my face, bit 3

inches off my dick, and my neighbor came out of the closet

with his hands in the air.”

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