Posts Tagged ‘flat tire’
12
Jun

The Redneck Flat Tire

Slay.me Joke of the DayA man in Tennessee had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded  to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it.

 

Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene  as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked  the fellow what the problem was.

 

The man replied, ‘I got a flat tare.’

 

The passerby asked, ‘But what’s with the flowers?’

 

The man responded, ‘When you break down they tell ya to put flares in the front and flares in the back.  Hey, it don’t make no sense to me neither.’

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