Posts Tagged ‘funny song’
28
Jan

Award-winning cabaret singer Pam Peterson sings a funny parody about the challenges of an aging memory.

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18
Mar

Here are the Lyrics to If My Nose Was Running Money in case you want to sing along:

Lyrics:

you ask me if i love you
and if my love is true
well if I were a rich man
here is what i’d do
i’d buy you a diamond ring
and a new fur coat or two
if my nose was running money
i’d blow it all on you

if my nose was running money
i’d blow it all on you
i’d buy you a cadilac a new mercades too
i’d build you a mansion upon that mountaintop
if my nose was running money
but honey, it’s snot!

if my nose was running money
you’d have anything you please
anytime you wanted cash
all i’d have to do is sneeze
honey you’d win the lottery
when I have a cold or flu
if my nose was running money
i’d blow it all on you

it’s a booger of a problem i’ve got
i wish my nose was running money
but it’s snot!
i’d buy you a diamond ring
a new fur coat or two
if my nose was running money
i’d blow it all on you!!

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