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Surprising Your Wife with a Dinner Guest

jokeoftheday-santaA man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced.

His wife screams at him as his friend listens in.

“My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I’m still in my pajamas and there’s no f–king way I’m cooking tonight!
What the hell did you bring him home for?”

“Because he’s thinking about getting married.”

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