I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse started with certain basics.
“How much do you weigh?” she asked.
“135,” I replied..
It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asked: “Your height?”
“5 feet, 6 inches,” I answered.
The nurse checked and saw that
I only measure 5 feet, 3 inches.
She then took my blood pressure
and told me that it’s very high.
“Of course it’s high!” I screamed.
“When I came in here
I was tall and slender! Now I’m short and fat!”
She put me on Prozac..
What a bitch!