This is your Captain speaking …
Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:
‘Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain ..Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto.
The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back,relax and….. OH, MY GOD !
Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
‘Ladies and gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you . While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap.
You should see the front of my pants!’
One Irish passenger yelled, ‘be jezis you should see the back of mine! ‘
-Submitted by Ellae E – Thanks!