In Honor of the Movie Release of the 6th Harry Potter Movie, Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, here are Slay.me’s Top 10 Harry Potter Jokes:
10. What do you call a coughing Quidditch commentator? Weasley!
9. Did you hear about the witch who won the lottery? Yeah, she went completely Knuts!
8. Is being a dementor a fun job? No, it’s soul destroying!
7. How many Voldemorts does it take to light up a wand? None. Why do you think he’s called the *Dark* Lord?
6. Whats snapes boggart? A cauldron full of Shampoo!
5. What does a death eater eat for breakfast? Cruci-O’s!
4. Yo momma is SO muggle, she thought the floo network was on channel 54!
3. Where do you find Dumbledore’s Army? Up his sleevy!
2. Knock knock? Who’s there? You Know. You-Know-Who? That’s right! Avada Kedavra!
1. Wormtail: Master, can you really rise again? Voldemort: Certainly, but you may have to give me a hand!