26
Nov
A Redneck went to the hospital, as his wife was having a baby.
Upon arriving, he was asked to sit down as the nurse told him,
“Congratulations, your wife has had quintuplets five big baby boys.”
The Redneck said, “I’m not surprised, I have a penis the size of a fucking chimney.”
The nurse replied, “You might want to consider getting it cleaned. They’re all black.”