Posts Tagged ‘pregnancy joke’
26
Nov

The Redneck’s Quintuplets

Joke of the DayA Redneck went to the hospital, as his wife was having a baby.

Upon arriving, he was asked to sit down as the nurse told him,

“Congratulations, your wife has had quintuplets five big baby boys.”

The Redneck said, “I’m not surprised, I have a penis the size of a fucking chimney.”

The nurse replied, “You might want to consider getting it cleaned.  They’re all black.”

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